Simple Plan-Perfect

"Perfect"

Hey dad look at me

Think back and talk to me

Did I grow up according to plan?

And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?

But it hurts when you disapprove all along

And now I try hard to make it

I just want to make you proud

I'm never gonna be good enough for you

I can't pretend that

I'm alright

And you can't change me

'Cuz we lost it all

Nothing lasts forever

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

Now it's just too late and

We can't go back

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

I try not to think

About the pain I feel inside

Did you know you used to be my hero?

All the days you spent with me

Now seem so far away

And it feels like you don't care anymore

And now I try hard to make it

I just want to make you proud

I'm never gonna be good enough for you

I can't stand another fight

And nothing's alright

'Cuz we lost it all

Nothing lasts forever

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

Now it's just too late and

We can't go back

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

Nothing's gonna change the things that you said

Nothing's gonna make this right again

Please don't turn your back

I can't believe it's hard

Just to talk to you

But you don't understand

'Cuz we lost it all

Nothing lasts forever

I'm sorry I can't be perfect

Now it's just too late and

We can't go back

I'm sorry I can't be perfect

'Cuz we lost it all

Nothing lasts forever

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

Now it's just too late and

We can't go back

I'm sorry

I can't be perfect

Di sekolah gue, ga ada guru yang bener. Maksudnya, semua guru di sekolah gue ga ada yang bener2 serius. Pasti pas ngajar diselipin lawakan yang bikin ngakak atau menohok (saking jayusnya). Biar ga bosen belajar gt. Tapi tetep aje gue ngantuk. Nama diganti agar tidak mencemarkan nama baik (apaan sih?) Inilah beberapa diantaranya :

Pak Rey (Guru Komputer)
Pak Rey : 'Anak-anak, pertemuan berikut bawa kabel UTP ya!'

Anak-anak :'Iya paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

Terus ada temen gue yang nanya tempat beli kabel UTP dan perlengkapan yang lain yang harganya sangat
'MURAH'.

Siswa : 'Pak, kabelnya beli dimana pak?'

Pak Rey : 'Ya itu bisa kalian cari. Tapi jangan di apotik ya! Terus jangan di Rumah Makan Padang'

Gue : T.T (sedih ngedenger jayusan yang sungguh menusuk hati sanubari. hem)

Pak Rey : 'Terus abis praktek, kabel UTPnya kalo masi sisa bisa dijadiin gantungan jemuran loh'

Gue : 'Astagfirullahalzim'

Hari berikut-berikut-berikutnya, temen gue nanya soal tester jaringan.

Temen gue : 'res, beli tester jaringan patungan aja'

Gue : 'Yaudah. Terserah'

Pak Rey : Tester mah gampang, pas kabelnya udah jadi tinggal ditaro di lidah

Gue : (Ngegetok pala gue pake mouse)

Demikianlah sedikit jayusan dari Bapak TIK kita. . . .

Pak Dandun (Matematika)

Hari itu kelas gue lagi belajar tentang Permutasi. Nah, ada temen gue yang ngaku pusing.

Temen gue : 'Aduh pak, pusing'

Pak Dandun : 'Lah itu di belakang ada tembok'

NB : Yang satu ini cukup mengocok perut jika anda mengalaminya langsung.

Terus, dia berkata lagi :

Pak Dandun : 'Kalo kalian pilek, minum decolgen

Gue : (woo. . . promosi)

Pak Dandun : 'Kalo kalian pusing, minum pentogen' (Seh? adanya pentagon noh yang di Amrik)

Anak2 : 'Pentogen apa pak?'

Pak Dandun : 'Pentogen Tembok'

Gue : (Oke deh pak. sedikit menghibur)

Tapi, seiring berjalannya waktu, gue jadi suka ngakak ga jelas gara2 obat baru yg namanya 'Pentogen'